The Teenage Philosopher
Name: Jonah Hufnagel
Age: 18 (Eightteen)
Sexual Orientation: Straight.

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I support Gay Rights Fully.
I support all Races
I support all Genders.
I support Free thought and life.

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I don’t want a relationship with a Girl.

I want someone who will flaunt me, treat me out to something. Someone who will actually ask me what I’d want or tell me what is bothering them. I want someone who will see that shit that I do cost me something. Whether it be money, pride, or time.

If I bought you a necklace or a ring, you best fuckin’ believe I saved up for that shit. Not because I wanted sex or something, because I fucking love you. I’m not rich.. But I’d rather make my love happy rather than spend it on some trivial bull shit like a game I see or a TV I don’t need but want.

If I sing you a song, in front of your friends who are all laughing at me, know that I did that for you. I did it because I know that shit makes you feel special. I did that because you’re worth the hit to my pride.

If I take the time to do something like put a a shit-ton of HAND PICKED rose pedals, and hand cut hearts with reasons why I love you. Please know that it took time to do all of that. Lots of frustration, lots of concentration. It took a lot of my time, because you’re worth it.

Also I don’t give a fuck if you’re in sweatpants and a tanktop with no make up on or in a wedding gown. You’ll look so fucking beautiful to me anyway. You will take my breath away no matter what. Now that’s not to say if you dress up for me I won’t appreciate it and feel special. Just knowing you put on clothes today to go somewhere with me makes me feel special enough.

I want you to care for me. If I’m becoming very unhealthy with eating habits and shit TELL ME. I want you to be all like “Hey wanna go for a hike?” “Lets go do something”. I want someone who will take care of me, whether it be in different or the same ways I take care of them.

I don’t want a relationship with a Girl.

I want a relationship with a Woman.

Ya.
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Uh hi. I haven’t been on in forever.-Moistgores.
sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh
validx2:

When bae horny but there’s tumblr beef

OMG
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brutalgeneration:

(by Robin Mellway)

What Masturbation Advice did Mr Miyagi give to the teen?

Wax on, Wacks off.

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ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F
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